March Ode to Fight Club

Ok, not an ode but whatever.

I am Garfield’s amused indifference

I am Garfield’s complete lack of caring

I am Garfield’s complete lack of passion

I am Garfield’s fired up frustrations

I am Garfield’s stressed out mounting rage

I am Garfield’s quiet amusement

I am Garfield’s blank Monday morning mind

I am Garfield’s muddled confusion

I am Garfield’s quiet depression

I am Garfield’s happy optimism