OK, Investment needed

So I've managed to put together 3 interesting projects and need investment capital to move ahead:

1. I have a standing offer from a large distributor to place my merchandise throughout their network. The product costs are $.925, the retail price is $4.99, the wholesale price is $2.75 ($2.50). I need to place 18 units in 10k retail locations. The overhead- if I started completely from scratch- is $500000.00 which means we need avg sales of 2.6 units/month per location; which is easily achievable.

2. I am working with a few heavy hitters to put on a million dollar poker cruise.

3. These little web directories seem to be quite popular- I think the 3 that willm be the most lucrative are the ones for:
- everythingmontreal.com
-everythingconnecticut.com
-newautomobilemodels.com

Anyways, if there is anyone out there that can help with investment capital, I am all ears.