Michele's submission to the blog

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing was moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, “What happened?”
Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton & Gilles
Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going
to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car
to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”
The man replies, “About a gallon”